Never stop the song.The audience will forgive you if you got a little off track but keep going. Once you find your way back everyone will be into the song and they will forget all about the glitch.Never drink to the point of passing out.This should go without saying. Having a drink or two to loosen up is OK but getting hammered during a gig is just unacceptable.
Never let the audience know you made a mistake. If by chance you hit a bad note or miss a phrase just keep moving. Smile, do a big rock and roll pick slide and pretend like you are having the time of your life. Only the die hard music fans will notice the mistake but the rest of the crowd is having too much fun so just let it go.
Never fall off the stage Sometimes it happens but nothing brings a gig to a halt like a member of the band disappearing into the crowd in front. If you do fall of the stage, try to keep going with the song and just get back up there. (even if you’ve lost a limb)
Never insult the soundman (on mic) We all have to deal with soundmen. They can be a life saver or they can make you sound like dog crap in a can. If something isn’t quite right, respectfully talk to the soundman off mic. You should never announce through the PA that mix sound like crap.
Never argue with a drunk in the audience. There are always a few of those loud mouth drunks who will make their opinions of your band known. Just smile and keep playing. There is no point in arguing with someone who isn’t going to even remember you in the morning.
Never smile at the drunk chick dancing in front (she might get the wrong idea) Sure it’s tempting to flash a little smile at the drunk girl dancing down front. Unfortunately she may think that means you and her have a connection. There is nothing worse than a sloppy drunk chick trying to get in your face while your trying to tear down and go home.
Never smile at the drunk dude dancing in front of you( he will definitely get the wrong idea) The same as above applies. You really don’t want the drunk guy dancing getting the wrong idea.
Never set your drink on top of your amp. It only takes a second for you drink to spill
down the back of your amp and cut your gig short. Better yet, drink bottled water during the set and have your beer or jack and coke during your break.Never take yourself to seriously. Music is about having fun. Even if it is your job is to play music you need to entertain. You should look like your having fun which in turn helps the audience to have fun. In the end, it’s just a gig, your not performing brain surgery .
